The Museum of Dead Jokes
- My friend just quit his job at the Pepsi can-crushing facility...It was just soda pressing
- What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
- I just found out that I'm color blind...the diagnosis came completely out of the purple
- I just broke up with my cross-eyed boyfriend...turns out he was seeing other people
- Do you know what they call someone who minds chicken coops? Chicken tender.
- Doc: I'm sorry to inform you that your DNA is all backward. Patient: AND?
- It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs...they take everything literally.
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